
much like bagels and cider and marmalade and almond milk, fuck me, just buy them for gods sake. making them was a multi hour extravaganza that is simply time ill never get back. I only have my ambition to blame - who with a grain of common sense takes on a culinary project like making their own pastry at 8pm on a school night? for those stupid enough to ignore my warnings, enjoy the toil of combining shortbread and butter for hours.
Hhannah
Apr 21, 2026
Tip: The signature dark, almost burnt blistering on top is not a mistake — it is essential. Do not pull them early. A screaming hot oven and a high shelf are non-negotiable for authentic pastéis de nata.
This post makes me regret getting rid of the star rating